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Erin Zaroukian

Cognitive Scientist, Army Research Laboratory

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Misc | Insult generator

Need help using offensive language in the workplace?

...it's really quite simple. You take a person's most marked physical feature, compare it to genitalia (male, female, or animal), and end with the suffix -bag, -wipe or -muncher.

You can also add an optional reference to excretion from any of the glorious openings offered by the human body.

From: The Impertinence of Communicationizing. ABC. Better Off Ted. 12 Jan. 2012. Television.



Select a body part:

Your insult is:


FYI

For everyone's protection, this involved a lot of erring on the side of "medical" rather than "vulgur".

If you're interested and couldn't guess, I just used the frame "Your _ looks like a _'s _." and randomly selected from lists I assembled of relevant items to fill in the blanks. For now, I haven't included the optional excretion reference.